I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake! C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her!
Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS. Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.